Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel (1996)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
Quotes
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Chandler Bing : [on the phone] Hi Janice, hold on
[puts the phone to his chest]
Chandler Bing : what do I do?
Rachel Green : I don't know
Monica Geller : If we did, what you did, no man would ever call us again, act like you just woke up, be sleepy
Rachel Green : And grumpy
Chandler Bing : Stop naming dwarfs!
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Joey Tribbiani : I've never been through the tunnel myself because the way I understand it, you can't go through it if you have more than one girl in the car but the way I see it, you face your fears same as anything else, you've got a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building, you've got a fear of bugs, get a bug, in your case you've got a fear of commitment so you go in there and be the most committed guy there was
Rachel Green : Amazingly that actually makes sense
Chandler Bing : Really?
Joey Tribbiani : Sure jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind
Chandler Bing : I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm going to be peeing every which way
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Janice Litman : Chandler?
Chandler Bing : [trying to be aloof] Hello Janice
Janice Litman : What are you doing here?
Chandler Bing : Shopping, how have you been?
Janice Litman : Are you being British?
Chandler Bing : No, not anymore
Janice Litman : You don't live in the neighborhood, were you waiting for me?
Chandler Bing : Ya huh I'm just picking up some things for a party
Janice Litman : Barleyi? What kind of a party serves barley?
Chandler Bing : Sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours
Janice Litman : Where is this party?
Chandler Bing : Right here in Chelsea?
Janice Litman : Who's it for?
Chandler Bing : A woman
Janice Litman : A woman? What's this woman's name?
Chandler Bing : Chelsea?
Janice Litman : One of two things is happening here, either you're seeing another woman which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet or you're pretending to be seeing a woman which is so pathetic it makes me want to cry here in the cereal aisle, which of these guys do you want to be?
[A man walks past]
Chandler Bing : Can I be that guy?