Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel (1996)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : I've never been through the tunnel myself because the way I understand it, you can't go through it if you have more than one girl in the car but the way I see it, you face your fears same as anything else, you've got a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building, you've got a fear of bugs, get a bug, in your case you've got a fear of commitment so you go in there and be the most committed guy there was

  Rachel Green : Amazingly that actually makes sense

  Chandler Bing : Really?

  Joey Tribbiani : Sure jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind

  Chandler Bing : I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm going to be peeing every which way

• Joey Tribbiani : The casting director doesn't talk to friends! She only talks to agents!

  Phoebe Buffay : What a sad little life she must lead.

• Phoebe Buffay : Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.

  Joey Tribbiani : I didn't get it?

  Phoebe Buffay : No. They said you '"... weren't believable as a human being." So, you can work on that.