Friends (TV Series)

The One Where the Monkey Gets Away (1995)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Monica Geller : [showing the guys her high school photos]  This is me in Sound of Music. See the Von Trapp children?

  Phoebe Buffay : No.

  Monica Geller : That's because I'm in front of them.

  Chandler Bing : I thought that was an Alp.

• Phoebe : Oh, my God, oh, my God!

  Monica : What, what?

  Phoebe : Something just brushed up against my left leg.

  [checks] 

  Phoebe : Oh, never mind, it was just my right leg.

• Phoebe Buffay : [after being shot with tranquilizer dart]  Oh, so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.