Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Eddie Won't Go (1996)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : Have we met?
Eddie Menuek : It's Eddie, you freak, your roommate.
Chandler Bing : I'm sorry, I already have a roommate.
Joey Tribbiani : Hello.
Chandler Bing : He's lived here for years. I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Eddie Menuek : No, he moved out and I moved in.
Chandler Bing : But, I think I'd remember something like that.
Joey Tribbiani : I know I would.
Eddie Menuek : Oh, that's a good point. Um, Ok, well I guess I got the wrong apartment then.
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Dr. Ross Geller : [about a book Rachel read] I don't know. It has trees and wind and some kind of sacred pool. I don't get it, but she's pretty upset by it.
Joey Tribbiani : This is why I don't date women who read.
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Joey Tribbiani : Anybody want a cruller?
Phoebe Buffay : You see? This is a typical Lightning Bearer thing. It's like "Hello, who wants one of my falic shaped man cakes?"
Joey Tribbiani : [looks at cruller] Who've you been dating?
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Joey Tribbiani : I don't know if you heard, but they killed off my character on the show.
Gunther : That's too bad. How did they do it?
Joey Tribbiani : I fell down an elevator shaft.
Gunther : That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Joey Tribbiani : What?
Gunther : I used to be Bryce on All My Children.