Friends (TV Series)

The One After the Superbowl: Part 1 (1996)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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Quotes 

• [to Joey's stalker who thinks he is Drake Ramoray] 

  Joey : I am not Drake.

  Ross : That's right! He is not Drake. He is...

  [looks dramatically into the camera] 

  Ross : Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!

  Erika Ford : [believes it]  Is this true?

  [Joey is unable to answer, too shocked] 

  Rachel : Yes! Yes, it is true. And I know this, because... Because he pretended to be Drake, to... to sleep with me!

  [Rachel throws water in his face] 

  Monica : And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't!

  [Monica throws water in his face] 

  Chandler : And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!

  [Chandler throws water in his face] 

• Phoebe : [singing in the children's program at the library]  Someday when you get older you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you, but don't!/ 'Cos that's another thing that you don't want to do. Everybody! That's another thing that you don't want to do.

  Monica : Excellent!

  Chandler : Very informative!

  Rachel : Not at all inappropriate!

• Monica : [reading Joey's letter from his stalker]  Wait a minute; this wasn't mailed to "Days of Our Lives". It wasn't even mailed. Joey, this woman was in our building; she knows where you live.

  Joey : All right! I got my own stalker!

  Chandler : You're so lucky; I have to share my stalker with five other guys at work.

  Rachel : Joey, remember when we talked about good thing-bad thing? This is a baaaad thing.