- Monica Geller-Bing: Can you believe it? We're the only ones who are leaving here with the same person we came here with.
- Chandler Bing: That's not true, I came with Monica and I am leaving with Weird Al.
- Chandler Bing: [Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are listening to Charlie and Ross through the wall of the hotel room] She's turning on the TV, it's Miss Congeniality!.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Babe, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well.
- Chandler Bing: [to Monica] See, here's the thing. The cornrows were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem, and now that we're home you don't have that problem anymore. So, if you think about it... I hate them.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, Rachel. Do you have any idea where Joey is?
- Rachel Green: [long pause] I really don't.
- Precious: Hi, I'm Precious, who are you?
- Phoebe Buffay: I-I'm Phoebe.
- Precious: Phoebe? Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life, that Phoebe?
- Phoebe Buffay: Enchante.
- Phoebe Buffay: Look
- [Long pause]
- Phoebe Buffay: Precious. Mike's not worth this, you're an attractive, intelligent woman and, let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you, he was gonna break up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
- Precious: Oh my god, you know? Maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect
- [Mike comes in]
- Precious: Screw you, Mike, you're a coward and a bastard and I hope you rot in hell
- [Slaps him and takes off]
- Precious: .
- Phoebe Buffay: You're welcome.
- Dr. Ross Geller: How do you think he's going to take it.
- Rachel Green: That is hard to, Ross. That is hard to say.
- Dr. Ross Geller: I'll keep looking. He's gotta be around here some place.
- Rachel Green: You would think.