Friends (TV Series)
The Last One (2004)
John Rubinstein: The Doctor
Quotes
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[Erica has just given birth to a baby boy]
Monica : Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica : I'm really happy for you guys.
Chandler : How do you feel?
Erica : I'm tired.
The Doctor : Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
[Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly]
Monica : I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
The Doctor : The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica : We only ordered one!
The Doctor : You know it's twins, right?
Chandler : Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
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Monica : [Erica In labor] Just a little bit more, honey.
Erica : Help me, ah, this hurts!
Chandler : Really? That bad?
Erica : Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts to see which is worse.
The Doctor : The baby's head is crowning.
Monica : Oh my god! This is the most beautiful top of the head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
Chandler : I'm ok.
Monica : Chandler, you don't want to miss this, this is the birth of your child it's the "miracle of life".
Chandler : All right!
[Surprised]
Chandler : Wow that is one disgusting miracle.
The Doctor : Start pushing, here we go.
[Erica screams]
The Doctor : Here come the shoulders.
Monica : [baby is born] It's a boy!
Erica : Is he ok?
The Doctor : He's just fine.
Monica : Aww, you did it!
Chandler : [Squeaky voice] It's a baby, a beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
The Doctor : [to Monica and Chandler] Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler : Well, that's spongy!
Monica : Hey, handsome! I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.