Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (2000)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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• Joey : [about Rachel's assistant, Tag]  If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.

  Rachel : Huh. A moo point?

  Joey : Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo".

  Rachel : Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

• Chandler : Time's up. Pheebs, how many you got?

  Phoebe : Well, I started naming states, but then I got tired of it. So, I started naming different types of celery. So far I only got one- regular celery.

  Chandler : ...Okay, Phoebe's got the lead in vegetables. Rach?

  Rachel : 48.

  Chandler : Not bad. Joey?

  Joey : Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid state game.

  Ross : How many you got?

  Joey : 56.

• Rachel : If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you... make a move?

  Phoebe : I'd say about, a month.

  Monica : Really? I'd say three or four.

  Joey : Half hour.

  Rachel : Interesting.