Quotes
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Daphne : Have a good time. Don't spend too much.
Martin : Oh, don't worry about that. I've got a whole system worked out where I can get everything I want for the minimum bid.
Frasier : Dad, it's hardly in the spirit of the evening. We're raising money for the Kelly Ann Grunther Foundation.
Martin : Oh, baloney. You just want to go there so you can hob-nob with all your snooty friends.
Frasier : Oh, that is not true.
Martin : Oh, yeah? Well, then answer me one question: just who is Kelly Ann Grunther?
Frasier : Kelly Ann Grunther is... the person... responsible for the Kelly Ann Grunther Foundation.
Martin : Well, what does that mean?
Frasier : Well, I guess she's just a very wealthy person that put up a lot of money, right?
Roz Doyle : I thought she had some kind of disease?
Dr. Niles Crane : I always thought she was a scientist doing research.
Martin : So, in other words, it could have been called...
[looks at Eddie]
Martin : the Eddie Eddie-mund Foundation, as long as there was fancy food on silver platters.
