Martin's latest fling, Charlotte reveals more of her past than he's comfortable with.Martin's latest fling, Charlotte reveals more of her past than he's comfortable with.Martin's latest fling, Charlotte reveals more of her past than he's comfortable with.
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Charlotte: [Martin is having a hard time dealing with his recent discovery that his girlfriend once made pornographic films] Look, I think what we have is pretty terrific. And if you can just get past the fact that I once appeared as Princess Lay-Her in Star Whores, then I think we have a shot.
Eddie Charles: [they kiss; later, in a locker room, Eddie adds his two cents worth] Face it, bud. We all want to pretend that every woman that we go to bed with is a virgin. Or, if she's not, she's only done it once, and it was really, really bad.
Martin Tupper: Oh, come on.
Eddie Charles: No, I'm serious, man. You're in trouble. I mean, the rest of us only have to deal with old love letters and photo albums, but you? You've got to handle VHS and Beta.
Martin Tupper: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm fine. I'm really fine. It's not a big deal. So she made a couple of porno films.
Nosey Guy: [another guy in the locker room suddenly pays attention] Really? Which ones?
Eddie Charles: [sharply] None of your business!
Martin Tupper: Look, man, I think Charlotte is great. I really do, and I think you two can be very happy, as long as you can accept the fact that every time you look at her, you're gonna see her dressed as Gretel, spankin' a six-foot Hansel.
Nosey Guy: Who-hooa, that's your girlfriend?
- ConnectionsReferenced in Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)