The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Colin : I'm Colin.
Lisa Simpson : I haven't seen you at school
Colin : Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa Simpson : Is he...?
Colin : He's not Bono.
Lisa Simpson : I just thought because you're Irish and you care about...
Colin : He's NOT Bono.
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[Bart claps]
Lisa Simpson : What are you doing, Bart?
Bart Simpson : Eh, just passing the time.
[Bart claps, snow repeatedly falls on Homer]
Homer Simpson : Aw, my boy loves Alaska so much, he's applauding it. Lisa, why aren't you clapping?
Lisa Simpson : But Dad!
Homer Simpson : [sternly] Clap for Alaska!
[Lisa claps along with Bart]
Homer Simpson : [Homer is buried under an avalanche]
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Lisa Simpson : Mom, I've got to go find Colin.
Marge Simpson : Not now, sweetie. Doomsday is family time.
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[Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day sings "da-da-da" to the final part of the Simpsons tune, following his teleprompter]
Billie Joe Armstrong : Alright, well thanks a lot for coming. We've been playing for three and a half hours, now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.
[there is a deathly silence, followed by huge boos from the Springfieldians. They start throwing things at Green Day]
Barney Gumble : Preachy!
Billie Joe Armstrong : We're not being preachy!
Tre Cool : But the pollution in your lake - it's dissolving our barge!
[Moe is sitting in a deck chair. Lisa is standing next to him]
Lisa Simpson : I thought they touched on a vital issue.
Moe : I beg to differ.
[He throws a rock at the stage, which penetrates the bass drum and hits Frank in the crotch]
Tre Cool : Oh.
Mike Dirnt : Gentlemen, it's been an honour playing with you tonight.
[Green Day put down their instruments and bring out violins as the barge sinks. Lisa looks on woefully]
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Lisa Simpson : But I'm so angry.
Marge Simpson : You're a woman. You can hold on to it forever.
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Lisa Simpson : This town is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen. So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses!
[everyone spits out their water in disgust]
Moe : See, this is why we should hate kids!
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Homer Simpson : So, who wants waffles?
Bart Simpson , Grampa , Lisa Simpson : I do! I do! I do!
Marge Simpson : What about Grampa?
Bart Simpson : I want syrup!
Lisa Simpson : I want strawberries!
Marge Simpson : Shouldn't we be concerned about what happened in church?
Homer Simpson : I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but that's okay, because we love him anyway, and we got a free rug out of it.
[Kisses Grampa on the forehead]
Marge Simpson : What's the point of going to church every Sunday if when someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right, Grampa?
Grampa : I want bananas on my waffles.
Homer Simpson : I rest my case.
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Lisa Simpson : [during end credits] It looks like Maggie has something to say!
Marge Simpson : Oh my God! Her first word!
Maggie Simpson : [takes pacifier out of mouth]
[pause]
Maggie Simpson : Sequel?
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Lisa Simpson : [Lisa and Colin are pressing their hands against the glass] I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this...
Bart Simpson : [sing-song] Lisa's got a boyfriend / That she'll never see again!
[Lisa cold-cocks Bart]
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Lisa Simpson : You monster! You monster!
Homer Simpson : Uh, did you see the news?
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[the wrecking ball dings the truck Marge, Lisa and Bart are in]
Bart Simpson : Did you hear something?
Lisa Simpson : Probably just a moth.
Marge Simpson : I hope it's okay.
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Lisa Simpson : Our crisis level will be here.
Lenny : That's not so bad.
Lisa Simpson : No, this forklift is messed up.
[the forklift goes crazy until it is back to normal]
Lisa Simpson : Am I getting through to anyone?
Krusty the Clown : Hell yeah, we need a new one of those things!
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Lisa Simpson : Colin! Colin!
Milhouse : Lisa, Colin is dead.
[Lisa gasps]
Milhouse : His last words were,
[as Colin]
Milhouse : "Milhouse, take care of Lisa. Hold her hand."
[realizes Colin is standing beside him]
Milhouse : Uh, I got her all warmed up for ya.
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Bart Simpson : Let us out! Let us out!
EPA Official : Stop that! You'll scratch your shackles!
Bart Simpson : I hope I do!
[rubs shackles on cage, a gas then enters the truck]
Lisa Simpson : Oh way to go Bart!
Bart Simpson : [drugged] You stink.
Lisa Simpson : [even more drugged] No you stink.
[they both pass out]
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Lisa Simpson : [Knocks on door] Hello, sorry to bother you on a Sunday , but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am...
[Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house]
Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than even...
[Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next door]
Sweet Old Lady : Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield...
[Door slams]
Lisa Simpson : Oh.
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EPA Driver : There's something strange about that sop sign.
[Homer is seen driving to the EPA van in a wrecking ball crane to rescue his family, activates the wrecking ball to hit the van but barely touches it and makes a little tick of noise]
Bart Simpson : [gasps] What was that?
Lisa Simpson : Probably just a moth.
Marge Simpson : I hope it's okay.
[wrecking ball comes back to the crane and hits Homer, swinging him back to forth hitting a rock and a buliding called A Hard Place. Then the ball eventually stops swinging Homer and then drops him to the ground]
EPA Passenger : Look, we can't keep stopping at every sop, yeld or one vay sign. Just move along.
[drives away]
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Homer Simpson : I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so bad that I've had to come up with a back-up plan. And that plan is right here!
[Pulls out wallet; takes out Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card]
Homer Simpson : No.
[Takes out photo of Michael Jordan with his face taped over it]
Homer Simpson : No.
[Takes out folded piece of paper]
Homer Simpson : Bingo!
[Unfolds paper; it takes a long time]
Homer Simpson : Bear with me.
[finally unfolds paper, a huge poster of Alaska with the tagline "A Fresh Start"]
Lisa Simpson : Alaska?
Homer Simpson : Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk. When no one says things like "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate."