Grandma's Boy (2006)
Linda Cardellini: Samantha
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Quotes
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J.P. : How do you two know each other?
Samantha : I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.
J.P. : Yeah. Well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.
Alex : Wow J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
J.P. : So funny I forgot to laugh. Ehehe.
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Samantha : Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15 because those are the real problem levels and...
Alex : [farts]
Samantha : Is he sleeping?
Jeff : Yes, and possibly shitting his pants.
[pats Alex]
Jeff : Wake up, dude.
Alex : [wakes up] No chores, Grandma!
Samantha : Nice rip, Alex.
Alex : Rip what?
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J.P. : How do you two know each other?
Samantha : I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.
J.P. : Yea, well that's what old people do, they fall asleep.
Alex : Wow, JP that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
J.P. : So funny I forgot to laugh.
Jeff : Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not grey.
Alex : [punches Jeff in the arm] Hey, my bush isn't really grey.
Jeff : Well, not according to my mom.
Alex : I thought I told you to quit talking about that.
Jeff : People keep asking me about it.
Samantha : Um, I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, but, I will see you guys later.
J.P. : Get back to work, testers.
Jeff : Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!