Checking Out (2005)
David Paymer: Ted Applebaum
Quotes
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Ted Applebaum : Of course he knows how to push our buttons. He installed them.
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Ted Applebaum : Wait a minute, you're going out?
Morris Applebaum : Yes, we do that in New York. That's why we built the rest of the city so close to the apartments.
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Ted Applebaum : Dad, you know your letter is a cry for help.
Morris Applebaum : Out here 5 minutes and already a diagnosis? You gotta be careful, Ted. You start seeing a person as a cry from help, you can completely miss the entire person.
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Ted Applebaum : [releasing man's lapels] Sorry, I have some issues. But I'm a doctor and I understand these things.
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Ted Applebaum : My personal life is not a part of your therapy, Dan.
Dan : Your old man is a pain in the ass too, ha?
Ted Applebaum : My father is not why we're here.
[very uncomfortable]
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Ted Applebaum : Ah, you want me to take Viagra, eh. Ah! It would be like raising a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Flo Applebaum : I heard that.
Ted Applebaum : And you'll steal it.
Flo Applebaum : Why not, you did.