Checking Out (2005)
Laura San Giacomo: Flo Applebaum
Quotes
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Flo Applebaum : Ted cleans when he's upset. We used to tease him just so he would clear the damn dishes.
Dr Sheldon Henning : Barry also cleans?
Flo Applebaum : No, Barry eats. He knows once Ted gets started, Ted won't let anybody in there, and Barry's afraid he'll starve.
Dr Sheldon Henning : And you?
Flo Applebaum : Shop. Eat. Cry. Sometimes all at the same time.
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Flo Applebaum : Did you know that every Jewish holiday can be summed up in nine words? They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat.
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Doorman : I love your new show.
Flo Applebaum : So *you're* the one.
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Flo Applebaum : Whoa, a brother with a badge!
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[last lines]
Flo Applebaum : You want to be the best man, and the father of the bride? Is there any room at this wedding for me?
Morris Applebaum : [chuckling] We'll discuss it with Sheldon. But you know, you could park cars.
Flo Applebaum : Oh gee, thanks.
Morris Applebaum : Don't mention it. Also you could make egg creams.
Flo Applebaum : I make 'em better than Jim Spa.
Morris Applebaum : Hey, you stole my mind.
Flo Applebaum : Yeah well, since you're going to be around you got plenty of time to steal it back.
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Flo Applebaum : Your blame on top of my guilt, I don't need it.
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Ted Applebaum : Ah, you want me to take Viagra, eh. Ah! It would be like raising a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Flo Applebaum : I heard that.
Ted Applebaum : And you'll steal it.
Flo Applebaum : Why not, you did.