Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Kenan Thompson: Troy
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Quotes
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Troy : This shit is bananas!
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Troy : Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score. That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"
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Troy : This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.
Emmett Bradley : Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?
Troy : Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.
Emmett Bradley : Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?
Troy : The Awesome Fighting Aces.
Troy : [to Flynn] Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight.
Emmett Bradley : Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?
Troy : No, see, it's - it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.
Neville Flynn : Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
Troy : PlayStation 2. Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.
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Neville Flynn : So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?
Troy : Yes, man. No problem. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.
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Troy : [about Three G's] Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.
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Emmett Bradley : You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control.
Troy : Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
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Air Traffic Control : [Negotiating on landing the plane] You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control.
Troy : Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
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Troy : Oh, this part ain't in the game!
Neville Flynn : Is crashing part of the game, huh?
Troy : I don't know, man! I used to just reset and start the level over!