The Longest Yard (2005)
Nicholas Turturro: Brucie
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Quotes
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Brucie : How come I cant be kicker? I was all state!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : All right let's see what you got.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : [kicks ball along the ground] ... that's why you dumbass.
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Brucie : [Brucie is about to kick off] Jesus Christ my saviour,if you help me out with this one I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys, Amen.
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Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : I will be your coach, your captain, your quarterback...
Brucie : You haven't played in years! Why can't I be quarterback?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : You're right; let's see what you got.
[throws ball to Brucie]
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Hit me; I'm open!
Brucie : [throws wild pass]
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : That's why, now sit down and shut up.
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Con Transvestite : What's wrong with you? Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
Brucie : I don't know what you're talking about, Freak show!
Con Transvestite : Whatever, back freckles!
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Ms. Tucker : Paul... Paul I wanted to let you know that I am your biggest fan and that I'll will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you on gameday!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Ok I appreciate that.
Ms. Tucker : Paul I appreciate you.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Ok.
Brucie : All right are you done now?
Ms. Tucker : What are you just jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
Brucie : Yea I don't know what you're talking about.
Ms. Tucker : Whatever back freckle!