The Longest Yard (2005)
Burt Reynolds: Coach Nate Scarborough
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Quotes
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Joey Battle : Wow no bullshit! Real football, against the guards?
Coach Nate Scarborough : Full contact.
Joey Battle : Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
Caretaker : Yep.
Joey Battle : So I get to tackle him?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Yeah, you can either tackle him or you can hit him over the head with that *hammer*.
Joey Battle : [looks down at his crotch] I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
Caretaker : Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Alright we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
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Guard Dunham : [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!
Earl Megget : Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
Guard Dunham : Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
Earl Megget : Switowski! Come here!
[he comes running over]
Earl Megget : You know what he said in the library?
[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
Earl Megget : Yes. Him. Out!
Switowski : [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough : I think he just shit himself.
All Sportswriters : I think he just shit himself.
Stretcher Guy : Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
Switowski : [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
Earl Megget : [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss : And some diapers!
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Joey Battle : Wow, no bullshit! Football, against the guards?
Coach Nate Scarborough : Yep, full contact.
Joey Battle : Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
Caretaker : Yep.
Joey Battle : So I get to tackle him?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Yeah, either that you can hit him over the head with that hammer.
Joey Battle : I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
Caretaker : Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
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Guard Lambert : Crewe! I'll see you on the field.
[bangs his head on a locker]
Coach Nate Scarborough : [to Crewe] I think he's in love with you.