Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Peter Serafinowicz: Pete
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Quotes
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Ed : What happened to your hand, man?
Pete : I got mugged on the way home.
Ed : By who?
Pete : I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me.
Ed : Why'd they bite you?
Pete : I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip hop isn't helping. And the front door is open... AGAIN!
Ed : It's not hip hop, it's Electro. Prick... Next time I see him, he's dead.
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Shaun : [about Ed] I've known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he's a laugh.
Pete : What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
Shaun : Oh, leave him alone.
Pete : All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnappes and playing Tekken 2.
Shaun : Oh yeah.
[laughing]
Shaun : When was that?
Pete : [laughing] That was five years ago. When's he going home?
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[last lines]
Videogame Voice : Player two has entered the game.
[Ed, now a zombie, tries to bite Shaun]
Shaun : Ed!
Ed : [groans]
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[Shaun sits down next to Ed, who's playing a videogame, and presses a button on the controller]
Videogame Voice : Player 2 has entered the game.
Ed : Don't you have work?
[Shaun presses a button again and gets up]
Videogame Voice : Player 2 has left the game.