A Dirty Shame (2004)
Scott Morgan: Neuter Yuppie Man
Quotes
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Vaughn Stickles : Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!
Neuter Yuppie Woman : To hell with this!
Neuter Yuppie Man : We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!
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[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]
Fat Fuck Frank : Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.
Sylvia Stickles : She moved to the Erie Canal area.
[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]
Neuter Yuppie Man : Hey, Vaughn.
Vaughn Stickles : [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!
[to Fat Fuck Frank]
Vaughn Stickles : Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.
Fat Fuck Frank : Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]
Fat Fuck Frank : [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!
Neuter Yuppie Man : Texture, that's what I call it.
Fat Fuck Frank : It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]
Caprice Stickles : Destroy all Neuters!
Neuter Yuppie Woman : We sure didn't have this in D.C.
Neuter Yuppie Man : God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.