Welcome to Mooseport (2004)
Ray Romano: Handy Harrison
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Quotes
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Sally Mannis : I am not stronger than you, I'm a girl.
Handy Harrison : Exactly so it hurts both physically and emotionally.
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Sally Mannis : What does it matter what color my underwear are?
Handy Harrison : It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.
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Sally Mannis : Are you doing the plumbing for the whole town now?
Handy Harrison : No I came to see you.
Sally Mannis : Through the drain?
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Handy Harrison : Hold on, I got you something.
Sally Mannis : Dirt?
Handy Harrison : [Takes the dirt from the ring] It's dirty but ...
Sally Mannis : Oh.
Handy Harrison : Look I dont know how you feel.
[Sally kisses Handy]
Handy Harrison : Is that a "Yes" kiss?
Sally Mannis : Yes
[Sally kisses Handy again]
Handy Harrison : It's dirt now, but... It's really beautiful.
Sally Mannis : It's beautiful.
Handy Harrison : It's big and - Thats not just one diamond, theres diamonds on the side
[Sally laughs. Handy places the ring on her finger]
Handy Harrison : It's diamonds and mud. Oh did I say in the speech - ? I forgot the whole part about how much I love you. I didn't say it, but - Yes, I didn't - you know, theres no - I didn't make a word thing out of it, but you can't even measure it. It's like - like, if you take all the sun - You can take all the heat from the sun and you - If you put all of that heat into a love container, you ...
Sally Mannis : [Grabs Handy's face and playfully slaps his cheek] Got it.
Handy Harrison : You got it?
Sally Mannis : Yes
Handy Harrison : But you said yes anyway. So this is all extra. Like a bonus to it.
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Handy Harrison : [Sound of flushing of a toilet at Monroe Cole's house; Handy Harrison emerges out of the bathroom in front of astounded ex-president] I'm all done in here.
Handy Harrison : [Realizing that was double-entendre] I mean, I'm done fixing it.
Handy Harrison : That flushing you heard - that's work-related, not personal.
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Handy Harrison : There's supposed to be a meteor shower at eleven. That could be cool.
Sally Mannis : It'll have to be another time.
Handy Harrison : Oh, it's not gonna happen for 240 years. Oh, okay, I'll pencil that in.