The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Mike Vogel: Andy
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Quotes
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Sheriff Hoyt : I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.
Andy : Yeah, I bet you did.
Sheriff Hoyt : Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?
Andy : Can we please finish this?
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Andy : Well, I guess that's what brains look like... Sort of like... lasagna... kind of... Okay, I'll shut up now.
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Old Monty : What the hell are you doing in my house?
Andy : All right, look. We're just looking for are friend, all right. Then we'll be out of here.
Old Monty : You ain't running things, boy except your mouth.
Andy : This guy's crazy.
Old Monty : You little turd, you're so dead, you don't even know it.
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Andy : Yo, Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. back here? I'm melting.
Kemper : No. But if you or Pepper get too hot, you could always take your clothes off.
Andy : You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Erin : You are such a perv. Don't listen to him, Pepper.
Pepper : Why not? I think he's funny.
Erin : She's only known you for 19 hours. I've lived with him for 3 years, and trust me, he is not funny.
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Sheriff Hoyt : How about giving me a hand here, asshole? You don't expect me to do this by myself? I need some help.
Andy : Why do I always get yanked into this shit? What am I doing?
Sheriff Hoyt : Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a goddamn doornail. Get a-hold of her and pick her up.