Jimmy : We found the lost tomb.
Cindy : Shouldn't we call National Geographic or Harvard?
Libby : Or Harrison Ford?
Cindy : So, do we have to refer to you as Queen Libby?
Libby : No. "Your mighty fine royal fabulousness" will do.
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.
Libby : Get a life.
[Cindy and Libby are having a yard sale]
Cindy : What's the take?
Libby : We're about $1.23 away from sharing an enchila-burrito from Taco Horn.
Sheen : Am I the only real man left?
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!
[the aliens blast them with laser weapons]
Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
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