In-Laws (2002–2003)
Dennis Farina: Victor Pellet
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Quotes
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Victor : Private convo time.
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Victor : Just because I don't like someone doesn't mean that I don't have good manners. Now, if you'll excuse me, Matt.
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Victor : If anything happened to Matt before I got the chance to kill him, I'll never forgive myself.
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Victor : Well, you'll never find a more thoughtful neighbor. He even had the decency to croak during the day, so that when the ambulance came, I was at work. Now that's class, brother!
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Victor : You know what's ironic? That your name is "Matt" and today I walked all over you.
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Victor : Well that was the worst movie ever made!
Alex : Daddy, how do you know? We barely stayed past the opening credits.
Victor : Well that's because in the first ten minutes it contained two of my movie dealbreakers: period costumes and male nudity.
Marlene : Well I liked the part I saw... Oh, that didn't come out right!
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[Matt storms out]
Victor : Well I hope you two are happy! He's the only one who knows how to work the VCR!
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Victor : I hate cats. They always look like they're keeping a secret and they know somethin' you don't. Plus they do their business in a box, and I'm telling ya, that's not right!
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Victor : Did you realize that up until now, the fastest you can get your car lubed is ten minutes? We're gonna shatter that record, Marlene. This is an eight-minute lube. And do you realize that two minutes over the course of a lifetime is an extra day? And what if that day is Christmas? Marlene, I've just given the world an extra Christmas!
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Victor : You remember last night when you were talkin' about family? You said something that really hit home with me. You said, "No matter what, always respect your mother."
Matt : I never said anything like that. Do you just hear what you wanna hear?
Victor : Oh, why, thank you, Matt; I have been working out!
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Victor : Just because I think she's nuttier than a Snickers bar doesn't mean that you should disrespect her.