- Scott: I found out something about me I really didn't know.
- Griffen Grayson: Yeah, what's that?
- Scott: My memory sucks!
- [Introducing herself to Jordan]
- Brianna: Umm, excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. Umm, what's your name?
- Jordan: Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.
- Brianna: A sense of humour. Cute.
- [to Alex]
- Brianna: Sorry I don't believe I know you?
- Alex: Yeah, we met. In the lobby. *Take* a number.
- Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read any Judy Blume books?
- [Scott looks confused]
- Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read *any* books?
- [Scott looks confused again]
- Scott: Does Sports Illustrated count?
- [Scott is trying to break the ice with Madison]
- Scott: So, tell me Madison, do you like to read?
- Madison: Well yeah, that's usually what I do with books, *read* them.
- Scott: I love Judy Blume.
- Madison: Oh really? Oh she's my favourite. What have you read by her?
- Scott: Flubber!
- Madison: "Flubber"?
- Scott: Was that wrong?
- Madison: Yeah, but only by one letter. The title is Blubber.
- Scott: It's a great book. Do you read Sports Illustrated?
- Alex: I'm having the best time with Jordan. He's so cute! I mean, first I got a hickey from a stingray! And then I got to gut a fish!
- Harrison: We trust you you're good girls. We let you run around on your own. But we just bailed you out of jail and that's not a typical vacation activity. So for the duration, you're gonna be sticking with us.
- Alex, Madison: But dad,
- Alex: Can we?
- Harrison: No. There's no discussion. So let's order our lunches and just have fun together.
- Griffen Grayson: Tell her: I couldn't sleep as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me twitch in anticipation.
- Scott: I didn't sleep. Yeah, I mean, as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me itch in anticipation.
- Griffen Grayson: Not itch, you idiot.
- Scott: Not itch, you idiot.
- Madison: What?
- Griffen Grayson: Twitch. Twitch.
- Scott: Twitch. Twitch.
- Madison: You are so out of it.
- Griffen Grayson: Thanks.
- Scott: Thanks.
- Madison: You know what, Scott. I don't know what your problem is but I think it's time for me to go to the bathroom.
- [she leaves]
- Policeman: You will all stand perfectly still.
- Madison: What?
- Griffen Grayson: What?
- Jordan: [another officer takes fishing rods and tackle box from Jordan's hands] Wait a minute. This doesn't belong to you.
- Madison: Excuse me.
- Griffen Grayson: What are you doing?
- Jordan: What are you doing, man?
- Policeman: Quite correct. It belongs to the people of the Bahamas. And you're all under arrest.
- Jordan, Griffen Grayson: What?
- Madison: Jordan!
- Policeman: For smuggling antiquities.
- Griffen Grayson: For what?
- Jordan: Antiquities? I didn't steal anything.
- Madison: Jordan!
- Policeman: These are national treasures that must not leave this country. Take them away. Let's go. All of you.
- [policemen take Griffen and the others to jail]
- Security Guard: Jordan Landers, you can go.
- Jordan: I can't.
- Security Guard: Ms. Wallace doesn't want to press any charges.
- Jordan: Oh, what about my friends?
- Security Guard: She ain't seeing anything but them.
- Jordan: Oh, then I'm staying, too.
- Security Guard: Out.
- Alex: Jordan, just go.