Due to lack of funds, Mike cancels a ski trip, so Euan creates a fake job to funnel his buddy some cash. Meanwhile, Chau has difficulty getting respect from his employees.
Mike becomes competitive after learning Liz had sex with her ex four times a day. Meanwhile, Euan is befuddled when a coworker tells everyone that he's gay.
After discovering Liz was in a Girls Gone Wild video, Mike realizes he's never done anything crazy. Meanwhile, when Chau crashes on the couch, Euan becomes convinced that he's been defiling it nightly.
Mike becomes comfortable farting in front of Liz. Meanwhile, Euan finally builds up the courage to sever ties with a girlfriend, but he's perplexed when she finds solace in Chau's arms.
Needing a break from Euan, Mike spends the weekend with Liz, who wants to have sex while on her period. Meanwhile, Chau accidentally destroys Mike's bedroom.
When Euan points out that Status Quo has surrounded himself with yes-men, Status dumps his posse and makes Euan his new manservant. Meanwhile, Mike brags endlessly about his friendship with Dustin Diamond.
Chau invents a fake bank to pick up women. Meanwhile, Mike is in the doghouse with Liz for something that he said when he was drunk, although he can't remember what. Also, Status Quo's new CD is critically panned.
Euan realizes Liz's deaf friend is not the sweet person she seems to be. Meanwhile, when Mike and Chau borrow Euan's gym membership, Mike is disturbed that the guys hang out nude in the locker room and Chau butts heads with a bully.
Mike begs Euan not to date a girl who he's saving as a "backup" in case his relationship with Liz falls apart, which leads to a hurtful revelation. Meanwhile, Chau tries to win a big-screen TV.
Chau's new girlfriend has a knack for getting him assaulted. Meanwhile, the gang disregards Status Quo's rules when he leaves his beloved poodle in their care.