Nearest and Dearest (1972)
Norman Mitchell: Vernon Smallpiece
Quotes
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[In desperation, Vernon phones what he hopes will be his cash cow]
Nellie Pledge : Hello, Pledge's Pickles speaking. This is Nellie Pickle - I mean, Nellie Pledge.
Vernon Smallpiece : Hello Nellie. It's Vernon here.
Nellie Pledge : [Excitedly] Oh! Have we come up on the pools?
Vernon Smallpiece : No no no no - not Vernons, Vernon!