Tony Deluca
- Tony
- (uncredited)
Sue Peters
- Girl in Boots
- (uncredited)
Rebecca
- Bikini Customer
- (uncredited)
Chlorine Stillwater
- Bikini Customer
- (uncredited)
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Embarrassingly inept porn
"No retakes" seems to be the rule for bottom-rung porn, but THE EROTIC BOUTIQUE is nearly satirical in its parade of flubbed lines, scenes going nowhere, and audio prompting. Recommended for brain-dead voyeurs only.
There actually is a set here, as action takes place in a clothing store with some wares on display, plus the changing room area where the sex action occurs. Tony is the owner, and film opens in unusual fashion with the 4th wall of cinema dropped as he addresses the audience, introducing his establishment and holding up the film's title card. Actor Tony Deluca is clearly full of himself, and his self-amused ad libs immediately become tiresome.
It's strictly downhill from there, as a parade of customers and sales folk have sex, while delivering inane banter and keeping us aware that everything's phony. Nadir is reached when a couple of girls head for "the beach" and it turns out to be an ultra-cheap studio set, all the better for some lesbian action. And you guessed it, they forget their lines again.
I've said it often enough, the more exposure to this level of junk you experience, the more obvious it is how pointless such superlatives like "the worst" become. There are a million ways to screw up a movie, and no-budget porn-makers have only scratched the surface.
There actually is a set here, as action takes place in a clothing store with some wares on display, plus the changing room area where the sex action occurs. Tony is the owner, and film opens in unusual fashion with the 4th wall of cinema dropped as he addresses the audience, introducing his establishment and holding up the film's title card. Actor Tony Deluca is clearly full of himself, and his self-amused ad libs immediately become tiresome.
It's strictly downhill from there, as a parade of customers and sales folk have sex, while delivering inane banter and keeping us aware that everything's phony. Nadir is reached when a couple of girls head for "the beach" and it turns out to be an ultra-cheap studio set, all the better for some lesbian action. And you guessed it, they forget their lines again.
I've said it often enough, the more exposure to this level of junk you experience, the more obvious it is how pointless such superlatives like "the worst" become. There are a million ways to screw up a movie, and no-budget porn-makers have only scratched the surface.
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- lor_
- Aug 10, 2010
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