My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Louis Mandylor: Nick Portokalos
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Quotes
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Nick Portokalos : I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
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Nick Portokalos : Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become.
Toula Portokalos : Nick, that's beautiful.
Nick Portokalos : Yeah, that Dear Abby really knows what she's talking about.
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Nick Portokalos : Listen, you know. I really think you should say: eho tria orchidea. It means: everyone, let's come in the house. I think everybody will really like it.
Ian Miller : [mispronouncing] Eho tria orchidea?
Nick Portokalos : Yeah! That's good! Very good! You got it!
Ian Miller : I'm not falling for that again, Nick.
Nick Portokalos : What?
Ian Miller : Yeah, what. Angelo? How do you say: everyone, let's go into the house?
Angelo : Eho tria orchidea!
Nick Portokalos : Hum?
Ian Miller : Everyone: eho tria orchidea!
[in Greek: "I have three testicles!" - everybody laughs and Taki looks at Ian's crotch, surprised]
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[during Ian's baptism]
Nick Portokalos : See? This isn't so bad.
Toula Portokalos : Are you kidding? Any second now he's gonna look at me and go, "Ha. Yeah, right, you're so not worth this."
Nick Portokalos : Yes, you are.
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[Ian reads the wedding invitation]
Ian Miller : My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet.
Toula Portokalos : [horrified] Rodney and HARRY!
Nick Portokalos : We didn't notice, so maybe they won't.
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Nick Portokalos : Hello ladies, fresh baklava!
[takes picture]
Nikki : [girls scream] Nick, give me the camera!
Nick Portokalos : Toula! Toula, help me, c'mon!
Nikki : No boys allowed!
Nick Portokalos : Oh, nice mustache, Nikki!
Nikki : Thank you!
Gus Portokalos : Niko, let's go, let's go.
Nick Portokalos : Dad, is that my tux?
Gus Portokalos : No, this one.
Toula Portokalos : Nick, go to the airport and pick up the band!
Nick Portokalos : Okay, okay.
Gus Portokalos : Hey, what is that thing?
Aunt Lexy : It's a mosquito bite.
Cousin Jennie : [runs, bumps into Nick] I've got the coverup!
Nick Portokalos : [as the girls girls cheer and leave] You're all nuts!
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Maria Portokalos : Where did you go?
Nick Portokalos : Nowhere.
Maria Portokalos : What did you do?
Nick Portokalos : Nothing.
Maria Portokalos : Who did you see?
Nick Portokalos : No one.