- Susan: My mum's like a horror movie. If we all don't stick together, she'll pick us off one at a time.
- Abi: Thanks, Ben. You've been saying really nice things lately... Actually they're the same things but without the sarcasm.
- Ben: [grabs Michael on the neck from behind] Right, gotcha!
- Michael: How long have you been waiting there?
- Ben: Hours. Where's my £60?
- Michael: I put it in the bank.
- Ben: At this time of night?
- Michael: Erm... I did it online.
- Ben: [looking puzzled] I gave you cash!
- Michael: It's got a holographic modem.
- Ben: What's that?
- Michael: Well... you scan the bank notes into the feeder slot, which then converts them into cyber-pennies... which, then transmatterates them directly into my account.
- Ben: Well, transmatterate them back.
- Michael: Erm... you can't do it twice. They'll disintegrate.
- Ben: Come on! You can't fool me! I'm not your mother! If you can transmatterate them one way, you can transmatterate them back! Now, where's my cash?
- Abi: Don't worry, Janey. I had a fantasy man for about a year. They always leave you. The sex is great, though!