Passions (1999–2008)
Dana Sparks: Grace Bennett, Grace, Faith Standish
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Quotes
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Ivy Winthrop Crane : You were always so good in the kitchen. I wish I'd taken "Home Ec" in school.
Grace Bennett : Oh well you were probably too busy cramming for "How to Be a Bitch 101."
Ivy Winthrop Crane : You know Grace, you're usually so passive I'd forgotten that you had any wit.
Grace Bennett : I wouldn't worry about it. Because I hear that memory loss is common in menopausal women.
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[Tabitha imagines being burned alive while Kay, Miguel, Pilar, Eve, T.C., Sam, Grace, and Charity watch]
Father Lonigan : I condemn you to death for being an evil witch.
[sprays her with holy water; Tabitha screams]
Father Lonigan : That's for all the times you called me Father "Blind as a Bat."
[laughs maniacally]
Father Lonigan : All right, fellas, nuke her!
[Miguel, T.C., and Sam slowly push her into the furnace while the women nurse Endora]
Tabitha Lenox : Wait, what about my baby?
Grace Bennett : Oh, don't worry. We're going to teach her to be good.
Charity Standish : I'm going to take her to mass every day.
Tabitha Lenox : Oh, no!
Grace Bennett : And I'm going to teach her to make tomato soup cake.
Tabitha Lenox : No, no, no!