Get Over It (2001)
Colin Hanks: Felix Woods
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Quotes
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Felix Woods : You know that song "Pocketful of Dreams"?
Band Member : Down here we call it "Pocketful of Ass".
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Felix Woods : Hey grabby hands, step away from the sister.
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Felix Woods : Just keep an eye on her man. 'Cause some of those theatre guys, they have a reputation of being kinda...
Dennis Wallace : Gay?
Felix Woods : See, now that's what they want you to think.
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[Berke and Felix talking on phone]
Berke : So whatcha doin?
Felix : Nothing, just watching Chester screw the rubber tree.
Berke : What, is that some kind of expression?
Felix : No, we're babysitting my aunt's dog for the weekend, it's some... kind of... hormonal imbalance...?
[tilts head]
Berke : Wow.
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Dennis Wallace : [talking about Berke's ex-girlfriend] Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?
Felix : And don't say Macaulay Culkin.