- Brian: I'm an Artist
- Tim: What sort of thing?
- Brian: Pain... Fear... Anger... Aggression...
- Tim: Watercolours?
- Tim: We've got two anniversaries. Daisy goes by the first time we kissed, I go by the first time we had sex.
- Brian: So you had sex before you kissed?
- Tim: That's a nice haircut.
- Ex: I see you're still massacring yours with peroxide.
- Brian: Don't ask her if she wants to talk about it.