Captain Ed, a music store owner, warns Jack and Kyle that the probability of success in the music business is as high as the probability of finding a Sasquatch. Depressed, the boys quit music, but then find a drummer in the forest.
Jack and Kyle stop by at an unsanitary Jesus hippie ranch to ask for a windshield washer fluid. The county health department surrounds the place and orders everyone out. The hippies dig in. Jack and Kyle decide to play their way out.