Liberty Heights (1999)
Vincent Guastaferro: Pete, Nate's Assistant
Quotes
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Nate Kurtzman : The government doesn't know from shit. They integrate the golf courses in '51, and schools in '54. Where's their priorities?
Louie : They integrated the cricket field in Clifton Park back in '50. Can't find a colored person who plays cricket.
Pete, Nate's Assistant : I beg to differ. That was part of the separate but equal ruling. The coloreds could only play cricket on Tuesdays.
Louie : You can't find a colored person who wants to play cricket on Tuesday, Wednesday, or Kiss-My-Tuchis-Day.
Charlie, Nate's Assistant : For that matter, you can't find a white person who wants to play cricket. What is it with that game? It makes no sense. How many players do you need there? What do they use, a mallet or something?
Pete, Nate's Assistant : Isn't that the one with the hoops?
Charlie, Nate's Assistant : That's croquet.
Louie : Nah, croquet is something you eat.
Nate Kurtzman : Everything is something you eat.
Louie : No, I saw it here on the menu.