Liberty Heights (1999)
Adrien Brody: Van Kurtzman
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Quotes
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Dubbie the Blonde : Do you speak french?
Van Kurtzman : No. Do you?
Dubbie the Blonde : Yes. Not as well as my father's boyfriend. But then again, he is French.
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Ben Kurtzman : By the way, where's the jawbone of the ass?
Ada Kurtzman : What?
Ben Kurtzman : The jawbone of the ass, where is it?
Grandma Rose : Is he crazy? What kind of talk is this?
Van Kurtzman : [walks in] Your ass does not have a jawbone.
Ben Kurtzman : Well, Samson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!
Ada Kurtzman : Not your ass, an animal!
Ben Kurtzman : [shocked] There's an animal called an "ass"?
Grandma Rose : [frowning] Such a mouth...
Ben Kurtzman : Look, I loved 'Samson and Delilah'. I hope they bring that movie back.
Ben Kurtzman : [impersonating] "... and he slew *hundreds* with the jawbone of an ass!"
Van Kurtzman : What, you believe this stuff?
Ben Kurtzman : I don't know.
Ada Kurtzman : What do you mean you don't know? It's in the Bible!
Van Kurtzman : Oh, so that makes it true?
Ada Kurtzman : It's the Bible! A story.
Van Kurtzman : Yeah, a true story?