Dudley Do-Right (1999)

C. Ernst Harth: Shane

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Quotes 

• Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [referring to the letters 'D.D.' being shot into the wall with bullets]  Do you have any idea what this could possibly mean?

  Lavar : Doris Day. Just a guess.

  Shane : [thinks long and hard]  Dom Deluise.

  Kenneth : Daniel Day-Lewis.

  In the Way Back : Snoop Doggy Dogg.

  Another Bad Guy : Daphne du Maurier.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Oh, shut up.

  In The Back : Doc Duvalier.

  Lefty : David Duchovny?

  In The Back : Delores Del Rio.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Shut up, you idiots.

  Kenneth : Dan Rather.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : These initials could only mean one thing: Dudley Do-Right.

• Howard : Well, here's the money, but where's the gold?

  Kenneth : Whiplash took it.

  Barry : Where is Whiplash?

  Howard : He's gotta be here somewhere.

  Shane : [shouting]  Snidely?

  Howard : He took off with all the gold. All we have is this measly $26,000.

  Barry : We gotta find Whip. He's tricked us.

  Howard : And when we do, we're gonna kill him... reeeeeeally slowly.

  Kenneth : Yeah, but where is he, huh?

  Barry : Now, that's a good question.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [from behind a mask]  I heard he was in the Sudan.

  Barry : Where's that?

  Howard : In Africa, stupid.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : He's supposed to be at the Hilton Hotel.

  Howard : The Hilton, eh?

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Mmm.

  Howard : Come on, boys! Let's go get him!

  [all the bad guys rush out] 

• Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Shane!

  Shane : Yes, Mr. Whiplash?

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Drinks on the house.

  Shane : Yes, sir.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : No, wait a second. Drinks are 50% off.

  Shane : Right.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : No, wait a second. Double the price of everything!

  [chuckles] 

  Shane : Yes, sir.

• Shane : General Whiplash, the village is ours.

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : Torch it, Shane. Burn everything.

  Shane : Yes, sir.

  [salutes] 

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : No. Wait a minute. That's bad publicity. Have the photographers take pictures of the boys straightening up the place.

  Shane : You got it.

  [runs off] 

  Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : [to himself]  Learn from history or repeat it.