- The future is here!
- 1000 years in the making!
- Others ask, "What if?" We ask, "Why if?"
- For the sophisticated shut-in
- Number 1 most viewed show among viewbots
- The one bright spot in your life!
- Apply viewing oil now
- We're following you, but not on Twitter
- Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice
- Soon to be a major religion
- Too hot for radio
- You can't prove it won't happen
- Krafted with luv by monsters
- Love it or shove it
- Where no fan has gone before
- If accidentally watched, induce vomiting
- Deciphered from crop circles
- Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future
- Warning: Do not show to horses
- Tell your parents it's educational
- Any resemblance to actual future is purely coincidental
- Watch it or die trying
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