Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001)
Richard Ruccolo: Pete Dunville
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Quotes
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Pete : Ashley, if you're here, who's running hell?
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Sharon Carter : Can I talk to you guys for a second?
[storms past them]
Berg : She knows.
Pete : She does?
Berg : Play dumb.
Pete : We are dumb.
[they walk over to Sharon]
Sharon Carter : Are you guys nuts?
Berg : [flipping a page on his notepad] I'm Nuts. This is my partner, Pretzels.
Pete : What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
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Pete : Berg, you can't sleep in my bed, people talk enough as it is. Go sleep on the couch.
Berg : I can't sleep on the couch. Last week I spilled milk on it and for some reason it smells bad.
Pete : So go sleep on the floor!
Berg : I can't sleep on the floor.
Pete : Why not?
Berg : For some reason there's a trail of ants leading to the couch.
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Sharon Carter : Actually, we're engaged "in theory."
Pete : Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about.
Sharon Carter : Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple - an engagement is a promise to be married. and I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory.
Johnny Donnelly : Good luck finding a card for that.
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Berg : I don't like you being mad at me.
Pete : I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at me. Berg, I'm gonna be 25 and I don't even know where my life is - and the one good thing I had, I messed up. When my dad was my age, he had a house, he had a wife, he had me. I mean, what do I have?
Berg : You have the ability to suck the life out of an evening.
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Pete : Irene, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you handle never winning.
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Ashley : Well, a strong enough wind could blow it right over.
Pete : [laughs] What, are you kiddin' me? You're a med student. What the hell do you know about architecture?
Ashley : Well, my father's an architect.
Pete : Yeah, well, my mother's a woman, but that doesn't mean I understand them.
Sharon : It's true, he really doesn't.
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Berg : Y'know, Turner and Hooch were talking earlier, and they said something very intriguing.
Pete : Don't quote your shoes.
Berg : "Stay close to the leader, or the race is lost."
Pete : What do you think they meant by that?
Berg : No idea. I'm gonna take them for a walk in the park, try and get it out of them.