There's Something About Mary (1998)
Lee Evans: Tucker
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Quotes
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Norm : Really? Where would I have seen your work?
Pat Healy : Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?
Norm : Twice last year. Which building's yours?
Pat Healy : Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.
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[Tossing drug-laced doggie treats into Mary's apartment]
Pat Healy : Wait... how many is this?
Norm : Umm... four.
Pat Healy : Four? That seems like an aweful lot of speed to give one little pooch. Are you sure it won't kill him?
Norm : I never said that.
Pat Healy : ...eh.
[tosses another through the window anyway]
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[Mary's rival suitors - Ted, Pat, Dom, and Norm - are confronting her and each other in her home]
Norm : Oh, man, this is like group therapy or somethin'!
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Mary : [about Pat] I know he's a little different, but that's what I like about him. He dresses like a complete dork, he chews with his mouth open, he hardly ever says the right thing, and probably farts, too.
Tucker : Oh, that's what you're looking for, is it? A farter?
Mary : No, I'm looking for a guy.
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Norm : How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy, Brett?
Ted : Wait, Brett? Are you saying that Brett didn't say those things about Warren?
Norm : Are you shittin' me? Mr. Goody-Two shoes? He was like an Eagle Scout. Wait a minute, you two should be kissing my fucking hairy bean bag, you know cuz if it wasn't for me she might of married that schmuck.
Ted : I feel sick. Both of you are just... I'm out of here.