Waiting for Guffman (1996)
Catherine O'Hara: Sheila Albertson
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Quotes
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Sheila : He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.
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Ron Albertson : I had to have penis reduction surgery.
Dr. Allan Pearl : Penis *reduction*?
Sheila : I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"
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[Ron and Sheila are extras in some kind of Hollywood western]
Ron Albertson : I'd wish they'd at least give us a line. I made some suggestions...
Sheila : We should be line-DANCING.