- Al: I'm proud of you Joe.
- Joe MacGonaughgill: Why?
- Al: You finally figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. Some people don't figure it out all their lives.
- Lucy Ackerman: You know, I sort of like this dating thing, I'm sort of getting the things here. What I do is, sit back and watch as these strange men try to impress you in weird and stupid ways and then... and then you pick the least disgusting one, I guess.
- Jane Lindquist: We're not reality material.
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I didn't know that.
- Jane Lindquist: What's a cute... smart, sexy, good-looking guy... Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last five years?
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I've been saving myself.
- Jane Lindquist: For who?
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I guess I don't know.
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I'd be happy to blow your mind but... can we just lie down?
- Jane Lindquist: In a minute.
- Man in Gallery: [Lucy and Bwick are on a date and are sitting outside. A man walks up them ringing a bell] Ring the bell. Make a wish. Twenty dollars.
- [Bwick gives the man money and rings the bell. He hands it to Lucy]
- Lucy Ackerman: [Lucy rings the bell. She clothes her eyes as she rings the bell. She looks behind her and sees a taxi] IT WORKED! Thanks.
- [she gives the man back the bell and runs to the taxi. Bwick takes his money back from the man]