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Quotes
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[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne : Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham : Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.
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Guy of Gisborne : Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through?
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Guy of Gisborne : C'mon, damn you! There're only three of them!
Soldier : It's not the men we fear, sir. It's the evil spirits.
Guy of Gisborne : Robin of the Hood! Son of a devil worshipper! Your father died a coward, cursing your name and squealling like a stuck pig!
Azeem : You will bring no justice to your father by dying today.
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Guy of Gisborne : Harboring felons, are you, milady?
Marian : They're thieves, you imbecile. They're stealing my horses.
Guy of Gisborne : Lucky they didn't steal your virtue as well.
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Friar Tuck : [singing drunkenly] Old King Richard's gone to war, loves his wine and warring/But for those of us who stay at home, there's only beer and whoring/Play the music, dance the day, think not on tomorrow...
Guy of Gisborne : FRIAR! I'm sure you shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet!
Friar Tuck : Yes, my lord.
[laughs, to himself]
Friar Tuck : You pig.
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Guy of Gisborne : Robin of the Hood. Son of a devil worshipper. Your father died a coward. Cursing your name and squealing like a stuck pig!