I Love You to Death (1990)
Kevin Kline: Joey
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Quotes
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Joey Boca : When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.
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Joey Boca : I cheated on my wife.
Priest : You committed adultery?
Joey Boca : Yes
Priest : How many times?
Joey Boca : Uh... 5 times the last 2 weeks... wait, no, that's wrong... it was uh... it was uh, 4 times this week, uh... with 3 women, and uh... 3 times last week with 2 other women... wow... plus one of the women from this week was the same as last week... or maybe 2 of the women was the same... so uh... I guess that uh... makes uh... what, uh... I dunno, 7 times... I mean it was more than uh... 7 times, father, it was, it was more like uh... 10 or 12 times but, you know, it was like on uh... 7 different occasions uh... only with 5 different women uh... uh... but uh... some of the women eh... more than once uh... some of them, quite a few times uh... in fact uh... it's hard to say father, I, I didn't exactly keep count but uh... uh, let let's say a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, uh... give or take a few times...
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Lt. Larry Schooner : Jesus!
Devo Nod : What?
Lt. Larry Schooner : What the hell's going on here?
Rosalie Boca : What's wrong?
Sgt. Carlos Wiley : What is it?
Lt. Larry Schooner : He's been shot in the head!
Nadja : Ah!
Rosalie Boca : Oh!
Devo Nod : Really.
Joey Boca : What.
Nadja : No wonder he has headache!
Lt. Larry Schooner : Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.
[see's Devo sneaking away]
Lt. Larry Schooner : Devo!
Devo Nod : ...I was gonna get a band-aid... for Joey...
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Joey Boca : Rosalie!
Rosalie Boca : What?
Joey Boca : I feel better now. I had a good crap. That's all I needed.
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Joey Boca : C'mon ladies, let's go... Monnnnnopoleeee!"
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Joey Boca : Mo... no... poly.