Blazing Saddles (1974)
Richard Collier: Dr. Sam Johnson
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Quotes
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[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]
Bart : [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
Olson Johnson : Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson : Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!
Bart : [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!
Bart : [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
[townspeople drop their guns; Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]
Harriet Johnson : Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Dr. Sam Johnson : Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!
Bart : [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
Bart : [low voice] Shut up!
[Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]
Bart : Ooh, baby, you are so talented!
[looks into the camera]
Bart : And they are so *dumb*!
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[Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town]
Gabby Johnson : Hey! The sheriff's a nig...
[clock bell chimes]
Harriet Johnson : What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson : He said the sheriff's near.
Gabby Johnson : No, gone blame it dang blammit! The sheriff is a nig...
[clock bell chimes again]