What's Up, Doc? (1972)
M. Emmet Walsh: Arresting Officer
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Judge Maxwell : Officer! What are these people being charged with
Arresting Officer : It's kind of hard to explain, Judge.
Judge Maxwell : Give it a shot.
Arresting Officer : Well we picked most of them out of San Francisco bay.
Judge Maxwell : Entering the country illegally?
Arresting Officer : No sir, they drove in.
Judge Maxwell : Into the country?
Arresting Officer : Into the bay.
Judge Maxwell : Ah, that's better. Unauthorized use of public water.
Arresting Officer : Mostly in stolen cars.
Judge Maxwell : Ah ha, that's grand larceny.
Arresting Officer : Then there was a shooting...
Judge Maxwell : That's assault with a deadly weapon.
Frederick Larrabee : They broke into my home.
Judge Maxwell : That's breaking and entering.
Frederick Larrabee : [indicating Eunice] And brought her with them forcibly!
Judge Maxwell : That's kidnapping.
Eunice : They tried to molest me.
Judge Maxwell : That's... unbelievable.