All in the Family (1971– )

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker, Judith Klammerstadt

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Quotes 

• Edith Bunker : Mike is family.

  Archie Bunker : Gloria is family. What's standing behind me is an accident of marriage.

• [Edith hands Archie a beer on the left side instead of the usual right] 

  Archie : What are you doing?

  Edith : I thought you might like it on this side for a change.

  Archie : Is it gonna taste better on this side?

• [Door bell rings] 

  Edith Bunker : [Running]  I'll get it!

  Archie Bunker : Geez Louise Edith, why do you have to charge the door like a German shepherd every time the bell rings?

• Archie : You go off and leave me here with nobody home.

  Edith : Mike was here.

  Archie : Like I said, nobody was home.

• Edith Bunker : [Archie's in the bathroom]  Archie! When are ya comin' out?

  Archie Bunker : Why, ya sellin' the house?

  Edith Bunker : You've been in there for 20 minutes.

  Archie Bunker : Who are you? The official time-keeper?

  Edith Bunker : What are ya doin' in there?

  Archie Bunker : I'm changing the tile. One more word out of ya and I ain't never comin' out!

• Archie : God created the universe in seven days.

  Edith : Six days. On the seventh day he rested.

  Archie : Well only for a while then He looked over what He done.

• Edith Bunker : What are you fighting about?

  Mike Stivic : The Star-Spangled Banner.

  Edith Bunker : Did the singer forget the words again?

• Archie Bunker : A man should always listen to his wife.

  Edith Bunker : Archie, I...

  Archie Bunker : Dummy up.

• Edith Bunker : Don't ya like me bringin' home surprises?

  Archie Bunker : Geez, Edith... with you a surprise could be anything from a runaway horse to a Puerto Rican.

• [Edith's high school is being torn down to build a grocery store] 

  Edith Bunker : It won't be the same saying "I went to school there," while pointing at the A&P.

• Edith Bunker : I'm home. I'm home, Archie.

  Archie Bunker : Are you sure?

• Edith Bunker : Remember Sister Kate, Archie?

  Archie Bunker : That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

• Edith Bunker : Maybe before I come to bed I should put on my socks.

  Archie Bunker : Maybe before you come to bed you should stick your feet in the oven.

• Archie : Free treatment for VD. VD. Do you know what *that* means, Edith?

  Edith : oh, yeah. V-D day.

• Archie Bunker : Go out and get me a beer.

  Edith : Can or bottle?

  Archie : We never buy bottles.

• Edith : Why don't you go out and finish dinner.

  Mike Stivic : Nah, I ain't hungry.

  Edith : Ya can't depend on nothing no more.

• Edith : [repeated line, whenever Archie has said something rude or insensitive]  Oh, Archie!

• Edith Bunker : We should take you to the doctor.

  Archie Bunker : No, I've already had one attempted robbery today.

• [repeated line] 

  Archie Bunker : The Reverend Fletcher...

  Edith Bunker : Felcher.

  Archie Bunker : WHATEVER.

• Edith : What has four legs, and flys?

  Archie Bunker : Two pairs of pants!