Funny Girl (1968)
Barbra Streisand: Fanny Brice
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Quotes
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Fannie Brice : I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
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Fanny Brice : Where I come from, when two people... well, sort of love each other... oh, never mind.
Nick Arnstein : Well? What do they do when they "sort of love each other"?
Fanny Brice : Well, one of them says, "Why don't we get married?"
Nick Arnstein : Really?
Fanny Brice : Yeah, and sometimes it's even the man.
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[first lines]
Fanny Brice : [looking in the mirror] Hello, gorgeous.
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Fanny Brice : He's a gentleman. A gentleman fits in anyplace.
Rose Brice : A sponge fits in anyplace.
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Rose Brice : When you look at him, you only see what you want to see.
Fanny Brice : I see him as he is. I love him as he is!
Rose Brice : Fanny. Love him a little less. Help him a little more.
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Fanny Brice : "No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too little, I said just what I said and then walked.
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Florenz Ziegfeld : Miss Brice, do I have to remind you this is my theatre?
Fanny Brice : So what, nobody argues with the landlord?
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Fanny Brice : You could get lonesome being that free.
Nick Arnstein : You could get lonesome being that busy.
Fanny Brice : Now who'd think to look at us that we got the same problem!
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Nick Arnstein : I'd be happy to wait while you change.
Fanny : I'd have to change too much, nobody could wait that long.
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Fanny Brice : [singing] Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter.
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Fanny Brice : You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!
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Fanny Brice : Flo! Flo, quit yelling or your ulcer will flare up.
Florenz Ziegfeld : That's funny coming from you, you gave me that ulcer!
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Nick Arnstein : [Nicky Arnstein has just ordered "filet de boeuf, sauce bordelaise" in French]
Fanny Brice : I would have ordered roast beef and potatoes.
Nick Arnstein : I did.
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Fanny Brice : If I can't tell when you're ordering roast beef and potatoes, how will I know when you're making advances?
Nick Arnstein : You'll know. I'll be much more direct.
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Fanny Brice : No harm in waiting, I said, people do it everyday... For once, I didn't say too much, I said just enough, and then walked away!
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Fanny Brice : You were wrong, Mrs. Strakosh.
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Fanny Brice : [said with a thick Jewish accent to the prince during a comedic version of Swan Lake] Whaddya gonna do, shoot the schwanzs? These lovelies... my beautiful schwanz guyrls? What ah ya, dumb?