- Judge Hardy: Are you sure it said Marian?
- Mrs. Hardy: After all, I can read English even if I was born in Canada.
- Andy Hardy: That's just the trouble. Everybody worries about my future but nobody worries about my now.
- Andy Hardy: Excuse me, Dad. Go ahead and say grace.
- Judge Hardy: Well, Andrew, I'm a broad-minded man but I can't ask God to bless our dinner when
- [looks under the table then up at Andy]
- Judge Hardy: you're not wearing your pants.
- Duke Johnson: My friend I have selected you a partner for this night only who is strictly platonic. In short, you will platonic her and I can guarantee that she will platonic you.
- Andy Hardy: Kay, how long has the human race been in existence before this generation?
- Kay Wilson: What? Well... thousands of years. Why?
- Andy Hardy: How could they have gone all that time without you?