- A Tramp: If you strike that girl, I'll quit! And what's more, I want what I'm worth.
- The Circus Proprietor and Ring Master: I'll give you fifty dollars a week.
- [the tramp shakes his head]
- The Circus Proprietor and Ring Master: Sixty!
- [the tramp mouths 'no']
- The Circus Proprietor and Ring Master: I'll double it!
- A Tramp: Nothing less than a hundred.
- [the Circus Proprietor agrees and they shake on it]
- Circus Audience: Where's the funny man? Bring on the funny man!
- The Head Property Man: He'll kill himself.
- The Circus Proprietor and Ring Master: That's all right; I've got him insured.