- Patricia O'Day: [disguised as her brother] For the love of the saints, let's run before they find me out!
- John O'Day: Keep a bold front, girl!
- Patricia O'Day: I am keeping a bold front -- it's the back of me that's trembling.
- Larry Delevan: With all my troubles I'll not bother you much -- I'll be out all night and asleep all day.
- Patricia O'Day: [disguised as her brother] Don't be going on sprees. Sure, what's the good of a spree when it's over?
- Patricia O'Day: [disguised as her brother] Will no gentlemen in this wild America fetch a chair for an old man?
- Peter Delmonico: Ale, oysters, coffee and the vegetable -- that will be twenty cents, gentlemen. Why, you have no idea how the cost of living has gone up!
- Ariana du Puyster: My stay in London has taught me that we need refinement and culture. How I yearn for an English drawing room!
- John Jacob Astor: Steamboats! I will not let you gamble on silly inventions with that light-headed Larry Delavan.
- Patricia O'Day: [disguised as her brother - singing] Do you hear me callin', When the dews are fallin', I am lonesome waitin' 'neath the weepin' willow tree, Oh, my heart is weary, Waitin' for you dearie, Oh, can't you hear me callin' you to come to me!
- Larry Delevan: Pat, stop it, you act like a girl.
- Patricia O'Day: [disguised as her brother] I may act like a girl, but you'll have to admit I *am* a pretty good business man.
- Patricia O'Day: Oh, Mr. Larry, you don't know how sorry I am.
- Larry Delevan: Everything is all right, Pat. I know I will much prefer being the guardian of a girl.
- Patricia O'Day: But you won't be anybody's guardian, Mr. Larry. The money is all yours now. You can pay Mr. Fulton and everything.
- Larry Delevan: That isn't the reason I'm glad you are a girl, Pat.
- Title Card: Brevoort brings some new and gay stories to Larry's dinner party.
- Ariana du Puyster: The Prince of Wales spoke to *me* as I was standing at the door and what do you think he said?
- Patricia O'Day: [disguised as her brother] Sure, he probably said, 'Get out of my way'!